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Science Geek Quotes

“If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate”

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” ~ Carl Jung

“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”

“Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. “ ~ Albert Einstein

"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." ~ Ray Bradbury

“The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.”

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but ‘That's funny...’” ~ Isaac Asimov

“Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.” ~ von Braun

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~ Aristotle

“A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.” ~ The Doctor, Doctor Who

“Not all chemicals are bad. For example, without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

“Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth’s surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway.”

“Nature composes some of her lovliest poems for the microscope and the telescope.” ~ Theodore Roszak

“Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.” ~ Carl Sagan

“I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.” ~ Aryeh Frimer

“Scientists travel into jungles to study cannibals, crawl into active volcanoes, play with dinosaur bones, and blow things up! How can that be boring?” ~ Thalles R. de Mello

“Because we can engineer genetics, because we can telecast real lives–of course we must, right? But are these good things to do? The irony is, the people who will finally answer that question will be the very ones produced by the process.” ~ Roger Ebert

“One hundred trout are needed to support one man for a year. The trout, in turn, must consume 90,000 frogs, that must consume 27 million grasshoppers that live off of 1,000 tons of grass.” ~ G. Tyler Miller, Jr

“I find that a great part of the information I have, was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.” – Franklin P. Adams

“Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south. – 6th grade science essay response
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.” ~ Mark Twain

“This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle; wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it.” – Thomas Carlyle

“The most beautiful and profound emotion we can experience is the sensation of the mystical. It is the sower of all true science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer wonder and stand rapt in awe, is good as dead.” – Albert Einstein

“My mother made me a scientist without ever intending to. Every other Jewish mother in Brooklyn would ask her child after school, “So? Did you learn anything today?” But not my mother. “Izzy,” she would say, “did you ask a good question today?” That difference – asking good questions – made me become a scientist.” ~ Isidor Isaac Rabi

Love Quotes

“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”

“Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.”

“When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.”

“Love is never wanting to lose faith, never wanting to give up, and never truly moving on. Love is knowing and praying in the deepest part of what's left of your heart that they feel the same”

“A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave. A soul mate’s purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, and make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life.” ~Elizabeth Gilbert

"True love is when your heart and your mind are saying the same thing." - Leanna L. Bartram

Friends and Family Funny Quotes

“Science is awesome, we get to do all kinds of illegal experiments, and get paid for it without having to risk a visit from the po- po” ~ Stephanie

“Why do you keep that locked up? (referring to morphine) They sell that everywhere in Brazil” ~ Leuticia

“As I can certainly attest to learning patience is a very hard lesson to learn, and it is so much harder when it is harder.” ~(That’s what I said)

"Who would what that, when you could wear a bunny!?!" –Mommy ( Referring to a sweater)


“Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.”

"If you tell a lie, don't believe it deceives only the other person." – Unknown

“Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.”

“For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet.” – James Oppenheim

“To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.” – Marilyn vos Savant

Life Lessons

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” ~ Mark Twain

“We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was
wrong.” ~ Bill Vaughan

“The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak.”
– Hans Hofmann

“Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.” – Bill Gates

“Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.”

“The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow but the rainbow won’t wait while you do the work.”

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” - Louis Hector Berlioz

“Your problem is you’re too busy holding onto your unworthiness.” – Ram Dass

“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.” ~Henry David Thoreau

“It doesn’t happen all at once. You become. It takes a long time.” – Margery Williams

“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.” – John Lennon

"What we must decide is how we are valuable, rather than how valuable we are." -Edgar Z. Friedenberg

“Action is the antidote to despair.” – Joan Baez
“When the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it may be that they take better care of it there.” – Cecil Selig

“Everything you do prepares you for the next thing.” – John Abel

“It’s hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.”– Sally Kempton

“You must give up the life you planned in order to have the life that is waiting for you.” – Joseph Campbell

“The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.” ~ W.M. Lewis

“My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate.” – Thornton Wilder

“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” ~ Robert Brault

“Things you will not need to know in later life, are the things you learn in classes whose names end in -ology, -osophy, -istry, -ics, and so on. The idea is, you memorize these things, then write them down in little exam books, then forget them. If you fail to forget them, you become a professor and have to stay in college for the rest of your life.”

“Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.”

“Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.” ~Cale Yarborough

"I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens. I've been knocking from the inside." -- Rumi

"Life must be lived forwards, but can only be understood backwards." ~ Soren Kierkegaard


“It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.” – Robert Goddard

“Today is a new day.” ~ Chicken Little

“When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won’t come up with a handful of mud either.” – Leo Burnett

“What the caterpillar calls a tragedy, the Master calls a butterfly.” – Richard Bach

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I’ve ended up where I needed to be.” ~ Douglas Adams

“When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.”

Be Yourself

“Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.” ~Cyril Connolly

“One of the greatest weaknesses in most of us is our lack of faith in ourselves.” – L. Tom Perry

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”

"People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success." ~Norman Vincent Peale

“Speak your mind even if your voice shakes.”

“You must be the change you want to see in the world.” – Gandhi

“Being strong means rejoicing in who you are, complete with imperfections.”– Margaret Woodhouse

“Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else” – Judy Garland

“You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.” ~ Margaret Young

“You have brains in your head and feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own and you know what you know. And you are the one who’ll decide where to go.” – Dr. Seuss


“I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.” – Plutarch


“You must do the thing you think you cannot do.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“As soon as people decide to confront a problem, they realize that they are far more capable than they thought they were.” – The Zahir

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much or suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." ~Theodore Roosevelt

"You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action." - Anthony Robbins

"One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time." - Andre Gide

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” – Anne Frank

“Improve your spare moments and they will become the brightest gems in your life.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." ~ Mahatma Gandhi

"Today is life - the only life you are sure of. Make the most of today. Get interested in something. Shake yourself awake. Develop a hobby. Let the winds of enthusiasm sweep through you. Live today with gusto." - Dale Carnegie

“Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life…Do it every day.”

“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” ~ Theodore Roosevelt

“Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.” – Albert Einstein

"Unless we change direction, we are likely to end up where we are going." –Chinease Proverb

“Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.” ~ Ralph Marston

“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.” ~ Walt Disney

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”– Eleanor Roosevelt


“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” ~ Winston Churchill

“When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.”

“What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.”

“A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at her.” – David Brinkley

“You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen to you.” – Mary Tyler Moore

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers

“She went out on a limb, had it break off behind her, and discovered she could fly.”


“While you are upon the earth, enjoy the good things that are here.” – John Selden

“Happiness is a way of travel, not a destination.” – Roy Goodman

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West

“Sprinkle joy.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Joy is what happens when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.” – Marianne Williamson

“Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength.”

"Better by far you should forget and smile, Than that you should remember and be sad." - Christina Rossetti

"It's not what is happening to you now or what has happened in your past that determines who you become. Rather, it's your decisions about what to focus on, what things mean to you, and what you're going to do about them that will determine your ultimate destiny." - Anthony Robbins

“Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.” ~ Fyodor Dostoevsky

“This is my “depressed stance”. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve go to stand like this.” ~ Charlie Brown

“Jumping for joy is good exercise.”

"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results." - Willie Nelson


"A heathen philosopher once asked a Christian, "Where is God?" The Christian answered, "Where is He not?"" -Aaron Arrowsmitn

"As long as I see any thing to be done for God, life is worth having; but O how vain and unworthy it is to live for any lower end!" - David Brainerd

"Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith."~ Adel Bestavros

"Happy Moments, Praise God.
Difficult Moments, Seek God.
Quite Moments, Worship God.
Painful Moments, Trust God.
Every Moments, Thank God."

"We should give God the same place in our hearts that He holds in the universe."

"Faith is kept alive in us, and gathers strength, more from practice than speculations." - Joseph Addison

b>Bible Verses

“But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.” ~ Isaiah 40:31

“Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough troubles of its own.” ~ Matthew 6:24

“The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full” ~ John 10:10

“I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.” ~ Philippians 4:13

“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened” ~ Matthew 7:7-8

Random Krista Humor

“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”

“Sweet are the uses of adversity, Which like the toad, ugly and venomous, Wears yet a precious jewel in his head; And this our life exempt from public haunt, Finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, Sermons in stones, and good in every thing. I would not change it.” ~ Shakespeare

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants don’t help.” – Calvin

“I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!”

“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

“What would you say if a dragon showed up in your bedroom? (walmart lady)..... 'Uhhh I'd say Go away or I will shoot you with a hoser water cause most dragons don't like water ya I think'(little boy with the most adorable voice)....Be careful though, most dragons don't like water" (walmart lady)

Pick up Lines – Perhaps I have a little too much fun with these as these are only my favorites, lol

~ All this could be yours for one low, low price!

~All those curves! And me with no brakes!

~Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

~Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

~Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

~Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.

~Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

~As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

~Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is XXXX , at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

~Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

~Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

~Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

~Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.

~Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

~Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

~Can I even get a fake number?

~Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!

~ Can I read your T shirt in brail?

~Can I lick that film off your teeth?

~(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

~Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

~Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

~Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!

~Did you drop something? [What?] You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

~Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

~Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

~Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

~Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

~Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

~Do you like blue eyes? … That’s good cause I have blue eyes.

~Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?

~ Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.

~Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?

~Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

~Don't be so picky... I wasn't!

~Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

~ Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'

~Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!

~Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

~Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

~Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

~Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

~Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

~ Falling for you would be a very short trip.

~Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

~Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?

~Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

~Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

~ Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

~How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

~Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

~Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

~Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

~Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

~Hi. Can I domesticate you?

~I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

~I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

~I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

~I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

~I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

~I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.

~I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

~I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

~I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.

~I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

~I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.

~I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

~I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

~I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

~Is it hot in here or is it just you?

~I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

~I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

~I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

~ I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

~I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

~If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

~If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.

~If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

~If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

~If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

~If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

~If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

~If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

~If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

~If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

~If I followed you home, would you keep me?

~If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

~If you were a drug, I would overdose!

~If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you

~If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

~If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!

~If I followed you home, would you keep me?

~If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

~If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

~If you were a library book, I would check you out.

~If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

~If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

~If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

~I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

~I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

~Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

~Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

~Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

~It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

~It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]…No, but how about a kiss anyway?

~It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

~I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

~Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

~Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

~Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

~ Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)

~Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"

~Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

~My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

~ My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

~Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

~Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

~Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

~ Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

~Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

~Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

~Pull my finger.

~Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

~ Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.

~Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

~Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

~Smile if you want me!.

~So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

~That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

~That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

~The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

~Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

~(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

~Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."

~Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"

~ Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

~Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

~Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

~What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

~What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)

~What time do you have to be back in heaven?

~What would you do if I kissed you right now?

~ What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

~What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

~What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

~What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

~When God made you, he was showing off.

~When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

~When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

~When's our wedding date?

~Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....

~Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
~You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

~You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"

~You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

~You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

~You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

~You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...

~You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

~You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

~ You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

~ You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!

~ You know, we were born without clothes.

~You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

~ You know what would look great on you? Me.

~You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

~ You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!

~You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

~You look just like my mother.

~You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

~You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

~You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

~You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

~You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

~ You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

~ You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.

~You MUST have a nice personality.

~You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

~You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!

~You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner. Your choice this time, I'm buying."

~You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

~You sure have a great looking tooth.

~Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

~Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

~You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

~You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

~You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.

~You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

~You're ugly but you intrigue me.

~You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.