I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And more funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
I must be a Snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You sure have a great looking tooth.
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
May I have some kisses up here, please.
If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
You want me. I can smell it.
If you were a drug, I would overdose!
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
[Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
You know, we were born without clothes.
Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
Hi, who's your friend?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You must be the cause of global warming!
Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
What's your sign?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?]
Because you're magically delicious!
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is
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