Wednesday, March 31

Drunk Man Tries to Revive Dead Opossum - Road Kill CPR

Crime Beat Pa. - A man from Pennsylvania has been charged with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. (I mean look at him isn't that the face of something you want to give mouth to mouth too? Can we really blame him?)

Donald Wolfe, a 55-year old man, is the lead character in the odd case of road kill CPR that was witnessed by several people passing by the rural highway scene, according to an Associated Press report.


The item for the odd ball report cites State police Trooper Jamie Levier who "says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a séance."

Another witness told authorities the drunk man actually tried to give the dead critter mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The attempt failed. The animal was long dead, according to the report.

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